Fling Manual

When I originally signed up for HornyMatches.com I had high hopes. I’ve been doing the whole casual dating website thing for quite a while now, so I’m very familiar with the ins and outs of finding flings on social sex dating sites. I should have known from the cheap, thrown together design of the website that it wasn’t going to deliver, but I was hopeful because of the profile pictures displayed on the main page. Several of the girls were cute without being so over the top beautiful that they looked like fakes. I couldn’t have been more wrong.

I signed up for the free membership, which of course led to having to pay for any of the features that would actually make hookups probable. Even though this is false advertising, I know that it’s just part of the game for casual dating websites, so I signed on and paid up. Within a few days, it was obvious that I might as well have flushed the money down the toilet. A lot of the profiles turned out to be dead. In other words, they were just space fillers the site tossed up to make their membership base appear larger than it actually is. I wasted a lot of time sending messages to these profiles, which obviously generated zero responses.

That isn’t to say that I didn’t get any responses at all. The ones I got were worse than getting no responses at all. Hornymatches.com obviously does nothing to try to keep scammers and con artists at bay. Within a couple of days, I had received responses from three women who turned out to be cam girls that wanted me to pay for cybersex. I also heard from two ladies who seemed promising until we started chatting and it became obvious that they were hookers pretty quickly. While I like no strings sex, I’ve never been desperate enough to pay for a blow job, so that was a complete waste of time, too.

That was my experience with the women I contacted, but the ones who contacted me were just as awful. It was mostly just more of the same. Web cam girls and escorts are plentiful on this site, while real chicks who want to meet for no strings sex that doesn’t come with a price tag were few and far between. I also got a couple of messages from women in other countries who told me that I was the sexiest American man they had ever seen. It would have been flattering, but I know that I’m a fairly average looking guy, so it was hard to take it seriously. Sure enough, it didn’t take long before they were telling me that they just had to come to the U.S. to screw me, but they needed some help with travel expenses. Since I’ve been doing the casual sex site thing for a while, I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that they were cons.

There are a few real women on HornyMatches.com, but they’re probably not the kind of women you’re interested in banging. I don’t have unreasonably high standards by any means, but we’re talking total bottom of the barrel, no way would I ever hit, that types of women. Not a single one of the women on hornymatches.com I found attractive enough to contact turned out to be real, and the real women who contacted me were so far from what I was looking for that I didn’t even consider it! Even though I was very clear in specifying what I was looking for, the only women in my area who sent me messages were extremely large and unattractive, and most of them were married and had husbands who wanted to watch them have sex with another dude. That’s cool if you’re into that, but since I have no desire to watch a fat, middle-aged man masturbate while I do his wife, I declined.

From start to finish, HornyMatches.com was a huge waste of money. You’d get more action at a strip club for the price. There are plenty of legit sites out there. Steer clear of this one!