Fling Manual

You can tell a lot about a fling dating site by what goes into the design of the main page. This is like the front porch of a house. If the homeowner cares at all, you’re not going to find stacks of junk everywhere and overgrown bushes. When you show up on the main page of AdultMatchDoctor.com, it’s an awful lot like that terrible neighbor everyone wishes would move away. It’s ugly and cluttered, and it looks like a twelve-year-old designed it. Still, I think it’s only fair to give a review after you’ve seen something in it’s entirely, so I proceeded.

I was hoping that things would get better on the inside, but it was a misplaced hope. Going beyond appearance, they start off by lying to you. On the main page they announce that they are different than other adult dating websites, because everything is free. If that were the truth, it would explain they couldn’t afford a decent designer and why there are ads everywhere. Nope. It’s a blatant lie. Sure, you can join for free, but if you actually want to utilize the site in any real way, you’re going to have to pay to upgrade to their gold membership. By this point, I knew it was going to be a waste of money, but for the sake of research, I pressed on.

They should change the name of the membership to a Fool’s Gold Membership. The biggest disappointment is the amount of fake profiles. If you find anyone on this site that is good looking, it’s a fake. You’ll either never get a response because it’s a dead profile, or if you do get a response it will be a hooker or other con artist trying to bilk you out of your money. It seems quite likely that the only dudes on this site that are having sex with good looking women they meet there are doing so illegally, because it is full of prostitutes and escorts.

Not all of the profiles on adultmatchdoctor.com are scams, but this isn’t necessarily a relief. Not to be rude, because everyone has different taste when it comes to women, but I didn’t find a single real profile of a woman that was even semi-attractive. Most of the real women on adultmatchdoctor.com are past their prime, and I’m not talking about hot cougars. We’re talking unattractive, haggard women who are significantly overweight. A fair amount of them look like they recently got out of a women’s prison or like they couldn’t find a man in real life to bang them if their life depended on it. I’m not even that picky, but I honestly didn’t find one real profile for a woman that I would be willing to have sex with, even at my most desperate.

The entire experience with adultmatchdoctor.com was a massive disappointment from beginning to end. I didn’t end up having sex with a single woman, and I made sure to check the site daily for the entire month just in case someone decent signed on. I figured that it was possible, but it never happened. Not only did I feel like I threw money away on the gold membership, I felt like an idiot for even signing up for the free one, because even my time is worth more than what this site had to offer. Do yourself a favor and take your cues from the design of the casual dating sites you’re considering joining. If they look like a hot mess on the main page, things aren’t going to get any better inside. Adultmatchdoctor.com was a prime example of this.